Wednesday, December 03, 2008

Holidays...

Guys,


You know what?


2008 HOLIDAYS IS A BUNCH OF CRAP!!~!~~~



Nothing to do everyday...



Just boredness and me...


Example of this picture...



Nothing to do but listen songs, blogging (not frequently), chatting...

o.O



Siao yea...



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Lame-O-Meter = 8 / 10



Conditions = Leg hurts and tired...

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Lazy to Update...

Aiyo...
These days very lazy to update la...
Here's a proof that says I'm "update-less"...
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24 Nov 08, 00:15 joseph: update !
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Not much a proof huh...?

Well, never mind about that...

Just that I'm out of topics for this holiday...
x.x

No topics....

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Lame-O-Meter = 9 / 10

Conditions = Sleepy... (Come on... I posted this at night time... =.= )

Sunday, November 16, 2008

What kind of friend is THIS??!!! -.-

Oh crap...
What a bad crap...
What am I going to do??!!

Being too much,
I would like to say...

What the FUCK!!!!
What the FUCK!!!!
and WHAT THE FUCKING HELL!!!!

Haiz...
Why I said that?

Because of someone who making me furious, angry and "kinda worried"...
A "so-called friend!!" thought that I irritate him/her...

I didn't irritate anyone for the rest of my life... Other than my sister... xD

Oh man...
That problem cannot fix unless someone can help me...

Man...
That's all...
Shouted all my problems away which is unfixable... =.=

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Lame-O-Meter = 5 / 10
Conditions = Worried... Angry too... >=(

Friday, November 07, 2008

Exam results...

AH!!!
Exam results!!
I'm gonna die!!!
3 months of tiring effort!!!

Oh man...
Here's the exam results...
(The counted ones)

Bahasa Melayu ------- 72%
Bahasa Inggeris ------ 84%
Science --------------- 79% (Begged teacher for another mark)
Maths ---------------- ?
KHB ------------------ ?
Moral ---------------- ?
Art ------------------- (Hopefully A)
Geografi -------------- 87%
Sejarah --------------- 55% (Oh no!!)

Total percentage = 75%

Shoot...
I'm still not good enough to go to the top 4 class (Balau, Batai, Belian and Cengal)...

Sejarah just pulled me down...
I'm not certain about BM marks... But I could fail... Thus, dropping my percentage...

(No more results because teacher didn't finish marking...)
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Lame-O-Meter = 5 / 10
Conditions = Worried about Sejarah marks

Examinations week and its ending...

Oh no!!
3 months of effort...
It's up to that to result us...

Oh man...
I think I'm gonna fail at least 1 subject...

I read a lot of books, do some revision...
Instead, that doesn't work...

Every time the test ends, I felt like I did wrong in it...
I wouldn't want to recall that...

Haiz...
Last day of exam...
I kinda miss my friends and others...
Like my friends in Keruing, Jati, Kempas, Penaga and Ramin...


Aiya, still lazy to write...

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Lame-O-Meter = 5 / 10
Conditions = Mind stress...

*Inactive* Month

Status = I'm back from punishment!! =D
Yeah!!

Haiz...
I can't believe I got banned for not studying properly...
Time : 1 month... October 3rd - November 6th

Still suffering...

That month I study a lot of subjects as well as doing some revision...
My eyes almost hurt from the light received... (I study science??)

Not only that, I thought about some of the sentences...

"Good things make you achieve respect and trust from others",
"Most of us are mindless but it's good to be that",
"Trust is one thing you must earn, knowledge is another thing you must absorb"
And so on...


Wow...
Nothing to write...

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Lame-O-Meter = 7 /10
Conditions = Tired

Monday, September 22, 2008

Chelsea vs ManUtd

Wow...
The biggest match of the season...
Chelsea vs ManUtd...

Match Report

Salomon Kalou salvaged a point and preserved Chelsea's 85-match unbeaten home record at the end of a breathless encounter with Manchester United.

The visitors had led for much of the contest following Park Ji-Sung's first-half tap-in.

But 10 minutes from time, after Nicolas Anelka, Didier Drogba, Joe Cole and Michael Ballack had tried and failed to break down United's stubborn defence, Kalou exposed United's poor offside trap by nodding home John Obi Mikel's free-kick 10 minutes from time.

Sir Alex Ferguson's decision to play Park and Darren Fletcher worked a dream, especially with the Scot switching to the middle of midfield, a move that saw Owen Hargreaves take up a right-wing station.

Identifying Chelsea's full-backs Jose Bosingwa and Ashley Cole as major attacking threats, Ferguson chose to put his two most energetic men in direct opposition, keeping the home pair occupied defensively and stifling their threat in attack.

Despite their poor recent form, the Red Devils showed their attacking intent from the start, when Fletcher turned Hargreaves' low cross wide, and Chelsea, having lost Deco just before kick-off after the Portugal star was injured in the warm-up, could not get into their stride even though they could call upon Michael Ballack as replacement.

Luiz Felipe Scolari's team was further disrupted when Ricardo Carvalho hobbled off after just 12 minutes, so there was always a nagging fear Joe Cole's failure to find the net when he robbed Patrice Evra to give himself a clear sight of goal was going to prove costly.

Chelsea, already given one let off when Petr Cech's wayward clearance gave first Dimitar Berbatov, then Wayne Rooney the chance to launch speculative efforts at the home goal, survived again when Rooney set up Ferdinand, only for the home keeper to save with his legs.

But on their next attack, United finally prospered as Patrice Evra galloped past Bosingwa to reach Rooney's inspired through ball.

Evra's pinpoint cross found Berbatov and while Cech was once again equal to the shot, Park had the easiest of tasks to bundle home the rebound.

After spending nearly half an hour on the back foot, Chelsea finally got into their stride.

Gary Neville's back header spread panic in the visitors' defence and when Edwin van der Sar came off worst in a collision with Florent Malouda, who might easily have scored, the veteran Dutchman was eventually forced from the field.

With Nicolas Anelka also firing over on a couple of occasions, it was not until the arrival of Didier Drogba that the home side really upped the ante.

Joe Cole should have done more with Anelka's low cross than prod it straight at Evra, then Jonny Evans - preferred to Wes Brown in central defence - got in the way of Bosingwa's shot.

Ferguson's response was to bring on Cristiano Ronaldo, who put the Chelsea defence on red alert with his direct running.

In ignoring Anelka's pleas for a pass as Ballack split United's defence wide open, Joe Cole needed to do better than blast his shot straight at Tomasz Kuszczak, who was quickly becoming one of the visitors' key men.

There would have been nothing the Pole could do to keep out Anelka's effort 18 minutes from time though as, from four yards out and with the goal at his mercy, the Frenchman inexplicably failed to make contact with Bosingwa's cross, the ball bouncing to safety off the Frenchman's standing leg.

But just as a wobbling Chelsea had eventually tumbled in the first-half, so United did the same 10 minutes from time.

In chopping down Ashley Cole, Rooney not only picked up his side's fifth booking. He also provided Mikel with the opportunity to float over a free-kick to the edge of the United six-yard box where the visitors, getting their marking and offside trap hopelessly wrong, left Kalou on his own to nod home the equaliser.




Too much?
I couldn't cut short the report...
So I put some match stats and current lineup for the match...





Nice? =D

I think that's it...
Couldn't find anymore...

The End...
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Lame-O-Meter = 3 / 10 (ManUtd and Chelsea... What more can you say?...)

Conditions = Tired after watching the match...
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Friday, September 19, 2008

Movie...

17th of September...
A public holiday for everyone in Malaysia...
I watched a movie...
Which is called "Money Not Enough 2"...
I don't dare to say out the movie plot...
Later I spoil your movie interest...

Aik...
No proof...
Sorry...

That's it...
The End...
o.O

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Lame-O-Meter = 11 / 10 (Over-rated because lack of pictures and proof)

Conditions = Confused? o.O

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Friday, September 12, 2008

DoTa!! + School = PARTY!!

Wow...
Good to describe...
Extraordinary!!!

Morning...
I went to Eu Jin's house... (for a pit stop before going to "Gamer's Heaven" xD)
Because I was invited to play DotA with Jon Zhen, Jia Wei, Zhou Ming, William Choo, Aaron U, Justin Fan, Zhi Wen and Delon... (good thing HoKhai didn't go... xD)

Then here it comes,
The match we are waiting for...
We started the round with a -APSP mode (All Pick/Shuffle Player)...
But 1 guy in other place came in our DotA room...
He is quite pro...

Here are the names of the players and the heros they used :

SyalaX ---------- (I think is Zhi Wen) --------------------- *(forgot heroname)
NoraaU --------- Aaron U (Just flip the 1st name over) --- *(forgot heroname)
lalalaGM -------- Delon ----------------------------------- (Sniper)
*(forgot name) -- Justin Fan ------------------------------ (Tinker)
J[killer] -------- Jia Wei --------------------------------- Magina (Anti Mage)
JayZ ------------ Jon Zhen ------------------------------- (Viper)
yzm ------------- Zhou Ming ----------------------------- Mogul Khan (Axe)
williamch -------- William Choo --------------------------- (Faceless Void)
REDscythe ------ (Other zone player) -------------------- Rylai (Crystal Maiden)
Unknown X Noob --- Of course me... xD ------------------ (Ursa Warrior)

Lazy to describe the match details...

Ursa too "powerful" until I can't farm till ~Butterfly~... =.="
My "enemy" owned us like shyt...
Owned me (7 deaths) (stupid *late game* Axe)
Killed *early game* Axe (Yea...)

Proud and really embarrased... o.O


I think that's all I have to call it...
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Other time in school,
Almost kena by teacher gao gao... =.="
Still today's was nothing compared to the top part of the post...
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Lame-O-Meter : 3 / 10 (DoTa match... Sad to got owned...)

Conditions : Tired (Practising DoTa skills, teaching beginners to play DoTa)

Sunday, September 07, 2008

Delaying...

Crap...
Still delaying...
No time to add everything inside... =.="

Wednesday, September 03, 2008

2nd September...

Still Delaying...


Aik...
1st day of puasa and it is tiring...
Good thing i'm not Muslim... xD

When i came to the class, everything seems normal... (Why am i writing essay type sentence??!)
Then, Geography period has started...
Ho Khai didn't bring his notes or whatever things...

Deng...
~~I have to cut short this post...~~

PJ period...
Freaking tired...
Our class, 2 Balau, kena pumping 20 times... (Wtf... Why punishment like scout only??)
That time, my arms were slightly injured...

Few mintues later,
I had to pump because of the stupid SEGAK (whatever) test...
I pump only 10 times because of my slightly injured arm and tiredness...
Others like Ho Khai, Stanley Chan, Weng Wai, Justin and others managed to get 20+...
Chester!! Wakakaka!! Get 1 only...!! xD

After PJ period, my conditions from my arms were bad... =.="
I suffered muscle ache...

Then in Maths period (final period!! xD), Ersyad, Bin Hao, Justin and me were talking about Christianity..
From HoKhai's post, he said that he's being left out...

I think that's it for me...

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Lame-O-Meter = 5 / 10 (Quite Ok...)

Conditions (Added due to comments from other people) = Bad (Arms injured)

Saturday, August 30, 2008

Delayed Blogger... (Future Post : Tagged By Jia Wei...)

Lolx...
Man... I'm delaying the blogging... o.O

Don't know why...

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Lame-O-Meter = 7 /10

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Tagged by JiaWeiz...

1. The last person to tag you is??
Jia Wei... o.O

2.What relationship of you with him/her?
Good friends lolx...

3.
Your 5 impression towards him/her?
- CoD4 contender...
- Crazy about someone... (sry man...)
- Other 3 don't know wat to write...
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4.The most memorable thing that he/she has done to you.
Erm... Almost getting my chance with someone... (Jia Wei, you know who right?)

5.The most memorable words that he/she has say to you.
Come, let's play CoD!! (Simply say) (Forgot le)

6.If he/she becomes your lover, you will....
Oh man... That's gay...

7.If he/she becomes your enemy, you will..
Transfer school...

8.If he/she becomes your lover, he/she has to improve on...
Well, i'm not gay, but just improve whatever you make mistakes... =D

9.If he/she becomes your enemy, the reason is
taken his lover? o.O (I think never forever...)

10.The most desirable thing to do for him/her is?
Forgot le...

11.The overall impression to he/her is..
Hmm... From 1 to 10, i say 8... =D

12.How do you think the people around you will feel about you?
Why i care about it?

13.The character for you for yourself is?
Unknowned...

14.On contrary, the character you hate of yourself is?
Ugly and others....

15.The most ideal person you want to be is?
Dunno...

16.For the person who cares and likes you, say something about them...
Aik... dunno...

17.Ten people to tag:
1. Caridee =D
2. Jia Wei
3. Zhi Chung
4. Yin Hui
5. Daniel

6. Jo Li
7. Xiu Pei
8. Julian
9. Shi Wen
10. Ho Khai

18.Who is number 2 having relationship with?
Dunno... He's him... =D

19.Is number 3 a female or male?
What??!! Of course male la... =.="

20.If number 7 and 10 be together would it be a good thing?
(Wtf... When i got so lucky??) 7 and 10!! Yea!! It is a good thing man!!

21.How about number 5 and number 8?
Well, a tall athletic guy and a "haram" guy (sry man...)

22.What is number 1 studying about?
Erm... I'm sry but she's studying about music artist like avril lavinge... =D

23.When was the last time you had a chat with them?
1, 2, 3, 8, 9, 10...

24.Is number 4 a single?
Maybe... I don't even know... =.="

25.Say something about number 2.
He's a good guy and never gives up, unless his connection to CoD4!!... lolx.. (sry)

Monday... 25th August... Science lesson... >=D

Wakaka!!!
Monday's science lesson...
Dam funny...
I will tell the story in a short way...

HoKhai was dreaming about something...
Then ShiWen was planning to "prank" him...
So it happens...
ShiWen wrote something on the paper...

He wrote :

I'm H.K, fking love* X.P
(I put a "love" word so it doesn't exploit you all!! >=D)
Pls marry me xoxo


Then ShiWen put glue on it and paste it on HoKhai's back... o.O
The "prank" lasted for 30 mins+...
The 3/4 of the class were laughing...
(Man, I love that part...)

After that, school's over...
HoKhai still doesn't realize that the prank was still on...
Everyone at the outside school were laughing like mad!...
Until now...

That Timothy Sim...
Man... That "what" guy...
Ruined the plan...
He ripped off the paper from HoKhai's back... (which he still doesn't know)
And showed to him...

Dam...
Show's over...
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Lame-O-Meter = 3/10 (Wow... Happy starting? Lousy ending? o.O)



Sunday, August 24, 2008

Holiday : Trip To Tremendeous Bali...

Erm...
Sorry, this post is under construction...

Pictures too... T_T
Heavy pictures...

Will post in a few days...

Thursday, August 14, 2008

14th August... The Suckish English Oral Test Day...

14th of August... Restless... =.="
Another week...
Another month...
Another year...
I'm bored with English Oral Assessment... =.="

For the past 2 weeks,
My group (HoKhai, Chester, Akash, Zhi Chung, Stanley, Chun Onn and me =.=") practice hard for the English test =.="
We created a script that is about Chelsea and Malaysia at football war...
Which is a success!!

Until now...

When it is time for our turn, we started to panic because we wrote 2nd script and don't know which to take... =.="
Then we just do random stuff... =.="

But still,
Miss Ely called us to write script about it after we did our sketch... =.="

We suffered all the way... =.="
Which is not great... =.="


The End... =.="

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Lame-O-Meter = 9 / 10 (Hate it... =.=")

The worst score ever... =.="
So far didn't get lower than 3... =.="
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Last words...
Try stick with the subject...

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Man... I Love...

The title said that I love someone...
It is 50% true...
(It is not what you think)

But I didn't mention about who I love...
I will write this on another day...
Very nervous...
.
The title is "I love it when HoKhai's not in class or near me... (Sorry man...)"
Wakakaka...

Actually i'm not obsessed about him... =.=""
Who does actually obsess him? =.="

This is tough...
What to say...
Here's a 5 sequence words...

Ho Khai
Po Kai
So Hai
Cao Hai
Ma Hai

(Sorry for the bad words)
That's all I know...

In class, I was being irritate by Ho Khai...
And also I hate his emo-ness... =.="




Aiya, first, I think this should be longer...
But instead I will save it for Ho Khai's harmful jokes... >=D

That's it guyz...
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Last words of the day...
Trust No One... Including Crazy People... (which is similar to Ho Khai)
>=D

Wakakaka!!!!
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Lame-O-Meter = 6 / 10 (Why I wrote this stuff? =.=")

Tuesday, August 05, 2008

5th August... Choral Speaking Competition Day... Freedom Day...

Wow... Isn't it fun?
5th August...
Half day of suffering, tiring and enjoying...

I reach to school at 7am...
Waiting Ho Khai...
9am start taking photos...
Suddenly, everyone in 2 Balau, except Ersyad, Chun Onn, Chester, Akash and the others, came at 10.30am... o.O
So early...
Last minute of picture taking is in order...

After that, Weng Wai, Julian and Kai Liang came back from "heaven" and reached the bus in time...

Few mintues later, the journey have started...
Everything went "wrong"? o.O

































Well, all hell will break loose anyway...


30 minutes later, we reached to Sunway Pyramid...
And this is the picture that represents "Friendster"... =.="



After a few arrangements were made, we (supporter) went for lunch...
Some of us went to KFC and McDonald...
I only ate cheezy wedges and drank large Pepsi...



After eating, Bin Hao, Justin, Zhi Chung and me trying to hide Ho Khai's bag as a part of a prank...



The hiding is useless...
Now, the party sort of really started... o.O






While Justin emo on someone... o.O



An hour later, the Choral Speaking competition had started... o.O
SMKDJ are the 1st team competitor to present... =.="
But end up lost... =.="



Daniel was pengsan after lost... o.O



The competitions is over, we sat in the bus, and celebrate and flash their time back...



Even Daniel acts as joker on the way home...
He said, "Why So Serious?"



The final thing is, tiredness... sleeps again... =D



Sorry for the people whom I.... (Please comment me for what did I do...)

The End!! ... xD
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Lame-O-Meter = 5 / 10

Half lame...
Half fun...
o.O

Friday, August 01, 2008

1st August....

The 1st week and the 1st day of August...
Life is just simple...
And also same...
Just the bored-function starts from 2pm...


After it starts, the extremely "pro" Ho Khai suddenly looks emo...
Wow... I don't know what is happening...

Same as everyday...
Trick Justin on his gal's presence... (Sorry man...)
Taking Ho Khai's thing when he's asleep...
And other stuff...

Then at the 8th and 9th period,
The suffering starts as "Cik Nar... Li... Ni ("Nar.... Care you ah?..." in chinese translation)...
Gave us the 2nd worst art of our life...
Go around and outside teacher's office and trace the stuffz... =.="

After the fking day it's over,
Ho Khai is a bad chicken...
Because he tricked us on drinking all the water...
And avoid from splashing him... (Ho Khai's birthday on 3rd August)

Well, that's all...
The 1st day of August and it is a lame day...

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Lame-O-Meter : 8 / 10 (Of course it is LAME!!)